Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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