IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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