hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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