some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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