As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just tell him i said nine months
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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