it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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