on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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