You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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