it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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