You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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