Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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