Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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