S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
