Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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