Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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