Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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