they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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