I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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