the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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