he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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