Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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