that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
