Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize
