Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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