i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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