idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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