READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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