david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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