They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we're so committed to being not committed
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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