i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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