i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
This is the high leading the old right now
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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