Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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