It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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