I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
a search helicopter?!
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Who died my cat blue again?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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