yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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