I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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