If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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