The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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