I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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