id be glad to
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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