i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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