2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
