So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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