why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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