Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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