Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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