you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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