she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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