We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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