Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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