He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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