i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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