Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He better not be in your backpack
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
