It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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