forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My breasts were aching with rage.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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