no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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