Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
operation harelip BJ is a go
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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